'I have gone through over 100 roommates in my lifetime': Entitled purrson expects guests to pay $300 to take care of his cats so he can travel while "struggling financially" is purrfectly unhinged

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
May 11, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

Just when we thought we had seen it all, feline fam, the internet comes back with something more ridiculous than we ever thought pawssible. We've read stories of neighbors stealing other people's cats, stories of pawrents having to sneak off in the middle of work to get their cat back from cuckoo family members, and even cats being given away for the most ridiculous things, like being cross-eyed. But we've never seen a post about someone asking people to pay them to watch their cats for them. Usually it's the other way around!

If you're in the mood for an unhinged post from the depths of Facebook, you've come to the right place. One entitled purrson goes on a multi-paragraph rant about how terrible people are, and then asks for them to pay him $300 to watch over their place and take care of their cats so they can travel while "struggling financially". Each paragraph is better (worse) than the last, and the comments are just as funny as you would imagine. Scroll down to soak it all up below. Enjoy!

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  • 01
    'You really want someone to pay YOU to watch your house and animals for a week? You should probably delete this.'
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  • 02
    Looking to rent out my room in a very short term agreement. 1 week exactly. 7 days, not a day after. $350 for 1 week everything included. No pets at all. Stays while I am out of town will be $300 a week for help with feeding the cats. You will have the whole house to yourself. Must be a trustworthy person. I have gone through over 100 roommates in a lifetime and WHY IS IT ALWAYS HARD TO KICK SOMEONE OUT??? You will have to sign a contract, no consecutive stays either.
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    If you're homeless, I'm sorry. I have been homeless too. But I have never not paid rent or try to stay somewhere extraordinary over my time. My boyfriend at the time before I went homeless didn't tell me he wasn't paying the rent and all of our sh got thrown into the dumpster. Life's tough but don't make it harder on someone else who is trying to help YOU!
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    I want to travel more and need someone to house sit. I am also financially struggling with my business and can use the extra cash. I don't mind helping people out but I don't want this to turn into something bad or something I may regret. Please only refer this leasing offer to well rounded people.
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    Comment below for questions or if you are interested. Couples are okay if yall don't fight but absolutely no kids or pets. Everything is completely furnished and equipped. H II don't even care if you eat some of my food, but it would be polite to ask. Artists are welcomed, i am creating a work studio space for mutimedia artists. I would love collaborate with someone.
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  • This post just screams red flags in every paragraph. He has been through over 100 roommates in his lifetime? We certainly don't want to imagine what it's like living with him.

  • 06
    Please throw this out there to anyone who is a genuinely kind person, in need of housing or a gateway, extend stay for the in laws, or even just a space where you can get away for the week and have a change in inviroment. I am a pretty open person and you must be open to my lifestyle as well. We are all grown adults here or at least should be. Thanks for reading. REMEMBER 1 WEEK STAY ONLY.
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  • 08
    Wow. I've had you on FB for a long time and always considered you an honest person. You really want someone to pay YOU to watch your house and animals for a week? You should probably delete this, dude, before someone starts sharing it on Jax groups. P.S. I do pet/house sitting as a side gig, I don't charge much for trustworthy people. I have no idea where you're coming up with this idea and really hope you're joking. 19h Like Reply 20
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    Hold on... did I read this right and you want someone to pay you 300 to stay at your house and take care of your pets and your stuff for 1 week? You do realize that typically ppl pay for house/pet sitting... not the other way around? This is absurd. This isn't a lease, this is a rip off. This would be you taking advantage of someone probably experiencing housing insecurity... honestly despicable. This is absurd and I sure hope no one puts themselves in this awful situation. Shame on you.
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    Haynes REMEMBER, THAT IF YOU'RE HOMELESS, YOU DONT HAVE 300 A WEEK TO PAY FOR RENT, NOR TAKE CARE OF YOUR CATS NEEDS. AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THAT SAME WEEK. EITHER YOU ARE AN IDIOT OR COMPLETELY APATHETIC AND IGNORANT TO THE REALITY OF OUR WORLD. Go ahead and post that with a 3rd party company.
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    I think it's the taking care of pets part bro... 1h Like Reply 1
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  • 12
    Yeah I'm sorry, you're literally asking sometime to pay you to house sit while you're away. There's a difference between renting out your space and charging someone to stay in your home and take care of your pets etc. Nobody renting on air BNB is expected to take care of house pets
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  • 13
    Pay you $300 a week? To take care of your house? I'm confused lol. My rent is $500 a month, and when I house sit for people they pay me Imao 21h Like Reply 21b
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  • The comments here are what make this post 10x better. People are calling him out for his nonsense and we love it. Better get another bowl of popcorn because it's about to get good!

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    I don't understand... You essentially are asking for a live-in pet sitter, but they'll pay you? I have a friend that pet sits and watches houses if you need, but obviously you would pay her 14h Like Reply 11b
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    I can get $300 posting it on Airbnb. I am offer for someone to live at my house for a week. And a discount if I go out of town. I know I would prefer to have a house to myself rather than dealing with a roommate. That's great your rent is $500 a month but I live in Florida where it starts at $1,200. Completely furnished, no utilities. Be practical here. I am going out of town and am paying someone to feed my cats, but it's different than living with someone. Y'all obviously don't understand the
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    This is embarressing bro. 14h Like Like Reply
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  • 18
    figaronine 16h ago "WHY IS IT ALWAYS HARD TO KICK SOMEONE OUT????"
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  • 19
    Maybe because you're subletting your rented apartment (presumably without the actual landlord knowing) and are now taking on the responsibility of being a landlord and having to follow basic tenancy laws?
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  • 20
    "I have gone through over 100 roommates in a lifetime" You just know this guy is a total nightmare. 100 roommates is insane.
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    United_Seesaw3543 16h ago TY for including the comments OP!!!
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    milksteakenthusiast1 · 16h ago Love the first person basically saying "aye bro delete this before it makes the rounds on another Facebook group"
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    Technical-Prize-4840 16h ago I love the "I want to travel more" immediately followed by "I'm struggling financially and could use the extra cash". So, you want somebody else to fund your travels and pet sit/house sit for you as well? Got it.
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  • 24
    flomeista 16h ago . Struggling with finances? Time to travel more!
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  • 25
    plantsandpizza • 16h ago 100 roommates in my lifetime D
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    Tiny_War5975 • 16h ago This is gross- I also can't imagine renting an airbnb where I have to feed the cats.
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    Plastic_Cat9560 - 16h ago Broke and financially struggling, but wants to travel more. Don't. We. All.
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